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Please note: The whole original Reason we have submitted this page was at the request of a client {James Houston, of Eugene, Oregon}, who, after using our services (we've worked with James and his friends many times over the past twelve + years) and the services of others, keeps telling us we need "to get the word out what Flashdance offers vs. what BOGUS STRIPPERS others are putting out". Over the duration we have been encouraged by many, many more to find a medium to let potential clientele know what should be vs. what all too often happens.    So.... don't get your nickers in a twist if some of the following comes across a bit negative ... life has its moments....

In the strictest spirit of fairness we offer: This Open Forum (we will not use your last name when you submit ideas, comments or scenarios. Ever,  Flashdance)

There are some things you might like to know about the adult entertainment industry:

Tip 1:   BEWARE of "Doggers"!   

                   "LINT"      As "Webster" said it: fluff, ravels, loose and short, yarn.

We say "DOGGERS" & "LINT" is what is always around, no one wants, and needs to be flicked off.

           Some "Companies" operate with very questionable tactics.  Be wary of low-ball prices quoted by owner/stripper-operated companies who are fly-by-night with too-good-to-be-true offers. Such operators have been known to mislead by expressing that they will give longer shows for the same (or lower) prices.  Their primary goal is not maintaining a satisfied clientele base but rather in landing first-time patrons and sticking them with a low grade ("Dogger") performance.  If you want a "NEON" pay a Neon price. Your friends would rather have a "VIPER"  come to your party (at last view they cost a bit more-than a "NEON"). Also when a "stripper" runs a company you can bet she (or he) won't hire anyone prettier (etc.) than her and she will pick the parties she wants to attend instead of providing the client with the entertainers they really want. Don't waste your green and your friends time with a "wanna-be".  None of the "Companies"  have stayed around long enough to get the hint!   

Tip 2: Because we are the best at what we do, our competition will go through great lengths to imitate us. Many companies in this line will send out brochures or have on their site,  dancers pictured who do not even work for them. (As above).  This type of unscrupulous behavior should never be tolerated in any industry -  adult or otherwise!                                                                                  

Tip 3: Please use this checklist as it was designed with the customer in mind and to keep you from getting burned.            

               Steps to having a really great party:

1. First & foremost, call around to other companies. We certainly hope that you will book your event with us.  However, we want you to be sure that you are getting the best entertainment for your funds. Don't get "Clipped".   
2. Try not to be persuaded by a company that claims that if you don't book right now, they can't guarantee the booking of the entertainer of your choice. This is a common tactic used by our competitors.     If the-company is so busy that your choice of performance or entertainer can't wait 15 minutes, they really don't want your business!                                                                     
3. Don't be afraid to ask questions and certainly "ask what they mean". Don't be led to believe that something different is going to happen at your party. (We hear about this ploy all the time.)                                                                    
4. If you are having a party on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday evening. Make sure you leave a 30 minute window for your entertainer(s) to arrive. These are very busy evenings in our industry and we do our utmost to be on time. On the other hand, make sure that your guests know that starting time is prompt. The entertainers will most likely have another engagement after yours and need to be on time, as they were for yours.                                                        
5. Beware of mystery charges (not quoted on the phone or e-mail) charged at the door. (As in the below 01/20/11 Update) Ask about HIDDEN COSTS! This is very important.  Some competitors have hidden creditcard service fees  on any creditcard charges.  We are up-front about all creditcard  charges.
6. Go over the format of the performance with your expected guests. This keeps the show running smoothly. If you order a 60 minute performance, the less time spent discussing a party "game" leaves your guests with more time for a better performance.
7. If you suspect that you didn't get the entertainers you chose, you probably didn't. You have been "BAITED & SWITCHED" . . . not a very nice tactic!!!  Our competitors use this practice often so they can rely on the fact that you will be sitting at your party with 20 friends and you won't be able to schedule a new entertainer or do anything about it.                                              
8. OH! The fee you pay is called a booking fee. This brings the entertainers to your door and starts the party, but it NEVER includes gratuity. It's a good idea to remind your guests, in advance, to bring along some dollars for this purpose.                                                                                                                       
9. Ask all the questions you want - don't be misled or rushed. Your event could be ruined if you don't get all of your answers. The best parties are held at a private residence  (with very few exceptions). The more expensive, and not as much fun, are parties held at hotel-rooms (you always make too much noise and the management gets very uptight and will call the police!) Not our idea of fun!! We will not send our entertainers to out-of-doors, deck level of ships or open viewed parties. Best to have seating for all your guests (no bar-stools for your guest of honor), sitting on the floor or standing please.

As in the case of pre-nuptial bonding rituals:

Finding the right Entertainment for your Bachelor/ette Party. So you have just been asked to be the (Best Man/Maid of Honor) at your best friend's wedding. No problem. Get them to the church on time, stand as witness and, of course, the one event even married guys/girls look forward to... the bachelor/ette party.

I know you're thinking, how hard can this be? Some beer, some entertainment  and a group of sex starved men (girls).   :-)

If you've picked your entertainers through an ad or online you could be disappointed if they don't look like their picture. (SEE Tip  2 ABOVE) Good agencies do from 14 to 20 or more shows a weekend. The legitimate ones have the ability to deliver specific entertainers. Whereas the "also ran", "cheap, fly by night companies" find  it very difficult to promise "promises, promises OH the promises" (and deliver) a specific entertainer.  Cheapest or the best deal is not always the rule of thumb when it comes to hiring entertainment.   For a agency to have the finest looking girls & guys, it most certainly has to pay them more. So if you see a company advertising the hottest strippers and are the cheapest around beware !!

This is your guest of honors first and hopefully last Bachelor/ette Party. Once in a lifetime ... Do you really want to skimp on this one night ? Make sure you've chosen an adequate location and find out if the entertainer has any requirements or needs of her/his own such as music or liquor. Most entertainers bring their own props, whip cream, whips, handcuffs, etc. Find out what you get for funds and agree on it ahead of time. Most entertainers usually have a trick or finale they will perform just for the guest of honor. I mean, after all, it is about him/her, so make sure they get plenty of attention.

Let us make your party guests ask of you .... "Wow, were did you go to get this entertainment !!!)  

We are very well established and don't have that "small company problem of not having the technology or staff " to support our practice. We know how to build a winning team!          

SEE BUST LIST AT BOTTOM OF PAGE .........................

From our mail bag .......... comes ........

Kathy, you have to warn those not yet fully "in the know" about this one> The next time someone calls you and gives you a hard time about your prices (being a bit higher than some, after all quality always costs a bit more). Tell the "not yet in the know" to order from your competitor and use the (small amount) he saved to be used toward his medical expenses when his buddies kick this cheap ass for ordering  a "METH MOUTH ...SNAGGLE TOOTHED ..... SKANK". This is exactly what happened last weekend in town. I'm being awarded the responsibility of re-planing a party in two weeks and will be using one or two of your girls and getting our girlfriends one of your guys for the same time.

Thanks again for keeping the standard so high. OH! The deal we got on "Goodies" at the Castle Store will more-than offset your fee differential. Once again your the best!!!

  Mike 06/17/10

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Hello, this is Candice Flashdance's Co-Webmisstress. The next two came in our e-mail bag.

One from the Medford and one from the Eugene area. All I have to say is that our San Diego, Seattle and Toronto offices have less of this being reported - going on.

I after opening the local phone-book, I called these three companies to inquire about having a girl come out for a party. The first was ok I guess. The second was helpful and had an attitude of  coverage beyond my expectations.The third was a total waste, (go back to school)!

After reviewing the firsts website I found its claims questionable at best. Working for the city I decided to "check on the facts" . Bull Shit ........ They claim to have been in businesssss "since 1999" ( try 01/15/2004 ). And their statement "is the largest and most established" .... Choked on that one ...... Two f - - - ing girls is all the have. And that have a bad case of  jelly gut and cottage cheese butt bigtime. If that's what they got I'll / We'll pass on that one. Your going to get my order because your at minimum honest and after asking around you definitely deliver.

Dear Webmisstress, Are you ........ any way I want to thank you for being so nice to me. Having never planed a party before, I found you to be most helpful. You were right, Keith was great at helping me select an entertainer who was awesome. I tried to call other places and felt  I was getting the run-around, they were full of promises and spent most or there time running Flashdance down. I feel the are jealous of your total professional operation. So sad that the strippers working for them couldn't work for you, but after seeing what the look like, you would never hire them. Thank you again for getting me directed to the best party one could wish for.  Wild Man...Alex  04/12/11

              It's getting a bit "FLUFFY in the "LINT" department,  Oregon,      Candice

Saturday night 08/08/09  .......9:08 P.M. Travis.... 9:27P.M. Nick....... 9:42 P.M. Joe ..................

...........ALL the above were calling us in a strong panic mode ...."can you please send two girls over ....NOW!!!. the ....... rip-off ...NO SHOW ... @ "Sways" on "Craig's List®" took our money and NEVER SHOWED!!!!" Our bachelor (Tyler) just came back from the coast.. fishing..... and is expecting two hot girls to  entertain @ his bachelor party... PLEASE HELP !!!!  ....OUCH!!!

  We received this message on 01/20/11 from "Misty" in GrantsPass. "Steve, my friends had a bachelor-party last weekend ( I told them to use Flashdance!!!). They went on the cheap and this is what they got from one of your disappointing competitors out of Medford.

After the girls finally got to the party ( after running very late), One was so drunk that when the guys tried to get her to come out of the car, she threw-up-vomit all over two of the guys then passed out in the car. The other "Stripper" came in and just stood there and never took anything off. She had no clue! This after paying in full and getting nothing but a puker and her non-stripping girlfriend.  What a rip-off!!! The guys are VERY   PISSED!!!! The guys will be contacting you this week for "Real" party entertainment. I know you will treat the boys well."

Update ..........   07/18/09   WOW! You can't get much more real than this. After talking to a few of the guys that were at the party (proved to be a very interesting conversation, much more negative said than what Misty conveyed, much to our competitors chagrin). We booked  a "real" party for them on a weekend coming soon and our new clients discovered that (besides all the green they are already out, paid to the above mentioned non-strippers). We discovered they "Saved" $25.00 per girl by going to the "Other Girl Stripper Rip-off Company".  Look what they got going  "on the cheap" how humiliating.      Thank you Misty for your referral.  A killer freebie is coming your way. 

Update ..........# 2    07/20/09  WOW! We thought that would be the end of it ........ not so!     Another comment (from on of our vendors) stated that the girls at the above mentioned "Fiasco" had done everything as described by Misty and the guys who contacted us  ....... with the addition of : "after having taken all the booking fee (Hundreds of $$$) the one semi-sober stripper said "we want a large tip ... NOW ... or we take nothing off". The guys pooled a chunk of dollars, gave them to her and she responded "we'll be right back ... going for our own beer run to the store".  Yup ....... you guessed it. That was the last that any of the guys at the party saw the strippers or their funds.  Note: We at first were a bit concerned about this "competitor" mudding up the local adult businesswater, yet at this rate ......... they are "doing themselves" so to speak. No busines names will or are need to be used.  "What goes around comes around".  OUCH!!!  

                         (Did we hear someone say "LINT" ? ? ?)

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When will they get it ?????................. 02/12/10 Mr."S." of   Central Point, OR ordered Lori after seeing her on our site from our Medford office to do a 9:00PM bachelor-party. Alexi and her driver arrived at 8:55 PM met with Mr. "S" and started the performance. During the party Mr."S" went outside to talk with a   "stripper" he had earlier ordered from an other agency. (He, not having used our services before and wanting to cover his reputation/butt with his boys, ordered from us and others). Our driver went outside (at the request of the guest of honor), and talked with Mr."S" and met the "stripper" ................ Our driver recognized the "stripper" from an interview in the past. First off "she" wasn't Flashdance material ( i.e. had a physic obviously indicating she had mothered numerous children ) also when a background-check was ordered it came back with a prostitution and two theft convictions. Mr."S" turned her away at the curb. Returned to the party and after the performance apologized to both our entertainer and her driver saying "your office was right .... that stripper from your competitor ..... was over the phone described as "FINE" .... I was told a bunch of $@****&##@  crap!!! I'm appalled at what they sent,  I'm not going to spend a dollar for that!  They said that "Flashdance's website was full of girls that don't work for them" ..... more @$$#%@   crap!!! ( see Flashdance Exotic=s 200% satisfaction guarantee. below)     "Alex is exactly the girl pictured and she is even hotter in person.... I'll know who "IS" an "ISN'T from now on!"

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02/26/09  ............8:42 PM ........ A gentleman named  Alan contacted our office inquiring about the immediate availability of an female entertainer for a bachelor-party going on "NOW".    Alan at the prompting of one of his friends, hired a "stripper" his friend knew ................ well ..... She never showed at 8:PM and his friends were pissed. What a scramble ............... (just a bit more "LINT" )

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And    .............. Craig of Eagle Point  e-mailed this on 03/17/09  "My friend George ordered Karmen after seeing her on your site from the Medford office to do a  bachelor-party. Karmen and her driver were on time and the gig was going great when two little pricks wanting to be big-dicks started to mess things up for everyone.  George tried to give them the word ..... but they being pricks just went off on George.  We all are sorry all this had to happen and can assure you the two will not be at our next party. Also I must commend Karmen's driver for not taking those pricks heads off .... he was most professional. Please put this note on your site to let others know : IF SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ........WHY DOES EVERYONE WANTING QUALITY AND PROFESSIONALISM GO WITH    FLASHDANCE ! You may use my name. I'll be contacting you in a few months for George's bachelor party.................. Party on !!!!!!!!"

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There are some more things you might like to know about the adult entertainment industry:

Strip Clubs / Bars ............... Why ???    Former Stripper on.......... Strip Clubs / Bars ..............  Author, Kellie Michaels has a few observations that are rather telling...... CLICK HERE> StripClubTruth.blogspot.com   For a very complete description of what really goes on at STRIP BARS and CLUBS , from a females perspective. Kellie Michaels has walked the walk .... and now she is talking the talk. Be sure to checkout the part about "Party Entertaining V/S Strip Bars .... What a Difference. Also checkout the part about "Party Entertaining V/S Strip Bars .... What a Difference. Again it has been reported that those going to "Strip Bars" are having their picture taken along with their license plate numbers, Click here> (YourNumber.topcities.com (LINK DOWN)) and posted on websites like this one>  (LINK DOWN) So much for discretion in boys and girls wanting to go and have some fun!       See "Frank 02/27/09" above .....<< (These links were submitted by yet another who's negative experience toped even these six aforementioned)   Some have found most "strippers" a bore, whereas an Entertainer keeps you and your guests entertained while taking it off with uncommon style and sophistication.

Please be assured that we from any personal experience are not saying anything negative about strip clubs or those who work them , only relaying the above text , link and info. at Brian's request.       

  Why do they insist on treating it like a hobby - it'll cost them like a hobby!    At your expense........        

Ok ... lets hit the strip-bar ......   We at Flashdance respect those who work at "Strip Bars" yet over the years have in our Eugene, Roseburg, Klamath Falls , Medford  &  both San Diego offices been asked "what is the difference between a stripper from  bars and an Entertainer from Flashdance?" Click on this links below and see what "Diesel Dick:" 1/13/08   " baby poppin, cranksters .... stretch marks ... belly rolls"....     David  R."   11/22/09  " I got rolled in the bathroom ($200+) .... This after dropping $175 in this bar"      "J"  10/18/09    "..dancers at this club should not be dancing, no looks and no bodies" "R" 08/20/07 "Overall, waste of time"  ..... "Annoyingly repetitious, wasn't worth the dollars" Larry T. 08/10/09  "never to this joke will I ever go again", Mike 03/28/09  "bagged us for $325.00 for "Extras" ... "the strippers were at best a low 0.2 out of 10", Boyd 03/23/09  and Craig 03/15/09  had to say about their Medford "club experience".

Two very disappointed guys "booked" some girls at the local "strip bar" and the "flipping" girls never showed ......... should have booked with Flashdance, .. Mark of Sam's Valley.

It's typical of we have oh so often heard that goes on at clubs, over the past decade.

Alert!!!  A bit of interesting info. The website that WAS having this open forum (as in the below two links) has for some strange reason .....STOPPED POSTING..... the less than complementary comments about the clubs. We have received five(5) e-mails from those who in Jan., Feb. and March 2009 have submitted their comments to be posted to no avail.  Is someone opposed to some constructive criticism?    Censorship is a bad thing.

  Frank 02/27/09   (LINK DOWN) "I lost my job of 6 years for a 45 minute stay at a Club ..... my boss saw my picture on the web.....

It's typical of what we have oh so often heard that goes on at clubs, over the past decade. 

CLICK HERE> http://www.stripclubs.info.asp?NavStateCode=OR  Alert!!! (LINK DOWN)   STOPPED POSTING The Cowards couldn't handle the truth .... Is someone opposed to some constructive criticism? Censorship is a bad thing.

And Ken   04/02/09  " She??? (not sure) ...thought we were in a "gay-bar" for that one", Chris 01/31/09  "a total waste of time" and Ben 03/15/09 Klamath Falls experience CLICK HERE>http://www.stripclubs.info.asp?NavStateCode=OR   Alert!!! ONCE AGAIN ... (LINK DOWN)  STOPPED POSTING The Cowards couldn't handle the truth .... Is someone opposed to some constructive criticism? Censorship is a bad thing.

  If you are wondering how or why we know all this information, some of our clients (like James) have had dealings with unscrupulous competitors.  We know their tactics and practices in ruining there clients' parties.  Also, as a side thought worth noting, many of our competitors' entertainers are always desiring to work with us, the stories told!!!!!

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                              ACCOLADES                                                                                    

       What Customers are saying about Flashdance Exotic
The following are TRUE letters and e-mails we have received from our clients. We have chosen to leave them raw, as received and not edit them in any way. (we have left off major personal info. only).
              Here are some direct quotes, via e-mail, from clients:

"My man Steve ........ your entertainer Savannah......she's the _ _ _ _  Glad you told us to tarp the floor. She and her girlfriend will definitely do our next party for sure ......

All I have to say is you have NO COMPETITION ON THE WEST-COAST. We travel-a lot and are blown away by your shows. Thankx for the truth in ALL you said.

           Scott (your next businesspartner?  ... Please :-')

"Naomi" and her girlfriend, totally blew my party guests away, the place is still drying out!!!" (Mark from the Rogue Valley).

"Just wanted to let you know that everyone at the Bachelorette-party on Friday Nite, loved your entertainer "Vince" that we got from your place..... they especially loved the Whipped Creamgames..HA! HA!"
  Lori from Seattle

"They undersold the entertainer!   Naomi is by far the most interactive we've ever experienced" (Josh from K.Falls)

"Flashdance has done five parties for me over the past three years, I can't figure out were they get such talent. I guess that's why I call Pete when my friends want to party". (Kevin at O.I.T.)

And then there's Nancy "being from the D.C. area, I've enjoyed some top shelf entertainment, and was quite surprised at how well Brody worked my party, he knew just the right balance between naughty and nice" (Nancy from Medford)

  "A solid site, coming from a solid company"  Richard Branson, (U.K.)

"Hi there! we just wanted to let you know how much we love your site! It's great to pre-view the talent. We've had two parties before, yet allot of ideas gleaned from your site were new to us. (haven't seen or heard of before). Thanks again, and even though we haven't had this latest party yet, we know we are going to have a blast. Come on Vin !!!!!
      Christina in Eugene

"I've personally been to many pokergames over the past decade, and have yet to hear from so many of my fellow card players; the praises for your organization. At the last game two players where going on about this bachelor-party they had just been to where the entertainer totally blew them away. Then another player piped-in and said that the best parties come from Flashdance in San Diego. You have allot of repeat customers and referrals. YOU MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!!!
              Ryan in Yreka, California

"Heather, Heather.........WOW! The fire Marshall may be calling after hearing about your shows. I figured out that you don't have to shave your legs or your .... area after viewing your pyrotechnics performance ....WOW!" 
              Marcus in Cancun

Steve ... now I know the meaning of "Growth Company" .... your girls make it all look good!
                      Rick in San Diego

Pete .... WOW .... Had Morgan and Sage do their rather entertaining performance last Friday night for a bachelor-party ..... my friends and I were truly appreciative of how they really complement each others performance ..... One question "where do you find such talent?" Better be bottling their energy .... you could power the entire Northwest.

                                      Mike in Medford

Well the statement that "if size doesn't matter ... why do they all call us first" truly applies to "TEAM FLASHDANCE" . I just had my fifth party from you guys and ....... DAMM where do you resource your entertainment???  Maybe off on some mysterious secret island. Wherever it is keep them coming!

         'Til next time Bryan

Thanks again for keeping the standard so high. OH! The deal we got on "Goodies" at the Castle Store will more-than offset your fee differential. Once again your the best!!!

  Mike

  Satisfaction Guarantee

Our Guarantee - Flashdance Exotic=s 200% satisfaction guarantee. (Yes ... 200%)

The entertainers pictured on our site (for this example lets use the entertainer named "Karmen"), is a true image of our entertainer coming to our performance bookings. Again, Flashdance Exotic guarantees that "Naomi" is as the image represents, the girl pictured on our site. (Not a phony image out of a magazine, etc. Claiming to be the girl coming to your party, as it is from one of those Astripper@ companies we all hear so much about, then when at your door the REALITY HITS!!!! OUCH!!!).

IF NOT, WE WILL GLADLY GIVE THE ENTERTAINMENT BOOKING HOST A REFUND EQUAL TO 200% OF THE BOOKING FEE ............... NO BS!! 

We at Flashdance Exotic Entertainment  enjoy what we do and desire to maintain satisfied clientele who so enjoy our caliber of entertainer that they are of the repeat/referral nature. Being honest and providing clientele with what they're promised is our way of  maintaining and expanding  our businesses. Oh!   None of the office staff is any of our entertainers or married to and don't date any of our entertainers, hence you will get unbiased opinions of which entertainers are appropriate for your event.

  Mission Statement:   You get complete support from our professional office staff. Our service makes us unique and we constantly strive to maintain a superior standard of personalized service. To ensure our clients satisfaction, Flashdance Productions has developed a step-by-step process of working with all its clients. While this process is standardized to produce consistent quality, it is also flexible and can be modified to accommodate any special needs. We will spend as much time as you require listening to you, then advise, using our "over a decades worth" of experience. All of which allows us to be very flexible with all of the details involved in custom entertainment needs. Our operation is very modern preferring to keep a "hands-on" operation where the individual's skills are maximized at every point in the production of the highest entertainment.

Price:    Value based pricing structure supports long-term relationships.

Results:   The commitment to each client and the value we deliver is reflected by the fact that each year, 85% of our engagements are undertaken by referral or for clients that previously have utilized our services.                                                    

BUST LIST.... (NOT as in well endowed!!)  as in the cities that some of our competitors have been busted for prostitution, drug-dealing and sticky fingers. We haven't used their names ..... yet ..... look in the police reports in their local city newspapers. That's how we usually  hear about them.

United States  
(Western)     
Medford, OR         (3) in past months -(2) pending
GrantsPass, OR     (1) pending
Ashland, OR          (2) in past months
Eugene, OR           (7) in past two months -(4) pending
Sunriver, OR        
Klamath Falls, OR                          
Portland, OR        (16) in past two months
San Diego, CA (La Costa office) 
Redding - Yreka, CA         
Shasta Lake, CA                                      
Chico, CA                 (8) in past two months      
Palm Springs, CA               
Seattle, WA               (24) in past months          
LasVegas, NV             (???) in past two months                     
Reno - Sparks, NV          (??) in past two months    
Phoenix - Tucson, AZ                              
Oahu - Honolulu, HI   

(Eastern)
NewYork            (????) in past two months                              
Pennsylvania                      
New Jersey                                        
Florida                  (???????) in past two months                             
ST. Thomas, U.S.V.I.        

Girls "Just Want To Party" fun time things to do:  

                           The Banana/Condom Game

       (This came complements of Amy, Rachel, Meredith and Tina)

                         This one is an easy one and very fun!!!

   Get a bunch of bananas ( or zucchinis ???), one for each invited guest, the same amount of

   non-lubricated condoms. ( We have found non-lubricated condoms work best

   for this game, lubricated ones are quite messy for this! )

   Give every guest a banana and a condom that is in it's unopened package.

   With every one ready, say "GO". The first girl to un-peel her banana and open

   her condom package and have a completed "UNIT" (breaking "IT" is a major

   party offense!!!) is the winner. A suitable prize for the obvious SLU _ of the

   party. We will warn you this is a very messy game. Expect banana peals and

   condom wrappers all over the floor. Do this game in advance of our entertainers

   arrival, to warm up your guests for the main event.

                                       Suck for a Buck

                  ( This comes complements of  "Fun - N - Cute" Lisa and Amy)

  This one comes from two-girls looking for a fun way to gather some extra bucks to 

      put toward her girlfriends bachelorette-party-fun and male entertainment.

   This is called "Suck for a Buck". You purchase cheap white t-shirts, a few rolls of

   life savers (or the like) and hot glue the individual suckers to the front of the shirts

   (hot glue with the shirt off, please!) With the statement on the rear stating

   "SUCK FOR A BUCK" Then head for your local hot spot (Club or Bar).

   Any guy can suck a saver off for a buck! It has been reported that as much as $200

   bucks have been extracted from the silly men! (its a good idea to have several of

   these shirts on hand, the candy will go fast). This is an absolutely hilarious way

   to make good funds so you can through your girlfriend a killer party (one girl made

   enough to upgrade the party entertainment to two male entertainers...WOW!)

   Its amazing what some men will do and how much they will pay to suck a life saver

                                   off a t-shirt while a girl is wearing it!

                           "Passing the dong" ( as Samo would say in his country)

                    (This was spotted at a party, and all the participants had a lot of fun)

       Purchase a bag of long balloons, blow them up tell they almost burst.

       Have one for all but one party guest. Have everyone stand in a circle,

    put on the music, everyone passes there "Unit" that is between there legs

     to the next person (clockwise).

    Tell the music stops, or a balloon pops. (sounds like musical chairs doesn't it!)

            The object or this game is to be the last one standing with a "Unit"

       Be sure to have a suitable "Booby" prize for the last one still with a stiffy.

Oh! "Booby" prizes are available at locations on The Friends of Flashdance page. Be sure to ask for your "Flashdance Exotic" discount when shopping at "Castle" or "The Magic-Man".

  Party Drinks:

          (The Team at Flashdance Exotic reminds you to be good, Drink responsibly.)   

                  The cure for Warm Beer.... "Play spin the Bottle"

  The fastest way to put the freeze on a bottle (or can) of warm beer is to spin it.

  Place the offending Cerveza in icy water and then - this is crucial - Spin it in place

  as fast as you can. In two min. later, it will be perfectly chilled, and it won't explode

in your face.   (From Jesse in San Diego, CA)

  Southern Shag:                                           Altoids Blowjob:

  Pour 1½ oz. Southern Comfort                          1oz. Kahlua

  2 oz. cranberry juice over ice                            ½ oz. peppermint schnapps

           Do a lime twist                                      1½ oz. cream

                                                                     Top with whipped cream

  Get Laid:                                             Fuzzy Screw:

  1 oz. vodka                                                   ¾ oz. vodka

  ¾ oz. raspberry schnapps                                 ¾ oz. peach schnapps

  fill with pineapple juice                                   fill with oj juice

  splash of cranberry juice                                   stir in highball glass

  stir in highball glass

Birth Control:                                        Creamy Bush:

1 ½ oz. rye whiskey                                         1 ½ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

1 ½ oz. gin                                                      1 ½ oz. Irish whiskey

serve in a low ball glass                                   serve in a shot glass

Red Headed Slut:

1 ½ oz. Jagermeister

1 ½ oz. peach schnapps

and cranberry juice (thanks Gino of what was long ago.... Ground Zero)

        More coming from the girls of  "CHRISTINE in CANCUN, Mexico.

                                                            Linzee.... Entertainer of the Year 1992-8

                     We at Flashdance have a flawless record.      

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